lmao i was stupidly proud of him here because i know we’re all like what a damn nerd haha he wants 2 b hokage after all hes done god forbid 

but man his intentions are so pure it hurts me he doesnt think of himself but his family and his brother’s ideals he’s SO naive he’s still a child.. face pressed to the ground covered in blood and hes still going.. i can’t die because i want to create a better world 

this is some real naruto level determination here clutching the ground falling into the dirt and repeatedly trying to claw his way to madara like.. god……. im so sad

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Fans are taking ‘Where’s Gamora?’ into their own hands

As many frustrated fans have pointed out online, much of the official Guardians of the Galaxy merchandise leaves out Gamora, one of the movie’s five titular Guardians, played by Zoe Saldana. Though Gamora has an equal amount of screen time as her male colleagues, and Saldana is second-billed after Chris Pratt, Gamora is mysteriously absent in some egregious ways.

Unfortunately, this is nothing new

apparently boys can’t wear pictures of women on their shirts

as opposed to women … who also aren’t allowed to wear pictures of women on their shirts

ARE there gotg shirts made for women?? 

You should groveling in shame, Children’s Place. Burn ‘em, internet. Burn ‘em good.

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what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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